Name: Jonathan I. Chisdes
DOB: 9/3/67
POB: Monmouth County, NJ
Sex: yes, please
Residence: Altamonte Springs, Florida
E-mail: jonathan@chisdes.com
Physical Description: short, fat, bald, and ugly
Occupation: freelance writer
Employer: self-employed
Marital Status: single
Religion: Jewish Agnostic
Education:
MA (Masters degree in English): Valdosta State University, 3/21/96
AB (Bachelors degree in Classics): Rollins College, 5/27/90
High school diploma: Loch Lowe Preparatory School, 6/8/86
Publications:
Dozens of miscellaneous articles on Judaism and Jewish Film. L'Chaim,
June 1999 through July 2003.
"Jerusalem Jones and the Mystery of the Dead Sea Scrolls," co-authored with Ken Hanson, premiered May 10 & 11, 2003, with a
series of ongoing subsequent performances.
"Content of Character" weekly on-line opinion column, summer & fall 2000.
"Why the Titanic Matters 85 Years Later." Orlando Reporter,
1996.
"The Futility of Our Minds." Odradek, 1996.
"Technology Doesn't Always Lead to Success." VSU Spectator,
November 16, 1995.
"The Legal System May Not Be Moral ..." VSU Spectator, September
28, 1995.
"Bytes." Odradek, 1995.
Weekly "Point/Counter-point" column. VSU Spectator, fall 1994.
"The Battle on My Bathroom Floor." Odradek, 1994.
Bi-monthly "Content of Character" opinion column. Orlando
Spectator, 1991-1994.
Bi-monthly movie review column. Orlando Spectator, 1992-1994.
"Along Came a Spider." Orlando Spectator, September 1993.
"Meandering in America." Brushing, 1992.
A dozen articles. Central Florida Heritage, summer & fall 1990.
Dozens of articles. Rollins Sandspur, 1987-1989.
Scores of photographs. Brushing, Rollins Sandspur, Central Florida
Heritage, and Orlando Spectator, 1987-1994.
Criminal Record:
Speeding ticket, 78mph in 65 zone, Goochland Co., VA, 4/9/05, fined $121.
Speeding ticket, 79mph in 65 zone, Lake Co., FL, 11/7/94, fined $111.50.
Under FBI surveilance, January & February 1991, for participation in
unpatriotic activities; no charged filed.